Id Engager

[inaudible shriek] yeah!
Is that my concorde on a launcher?
Looks good! ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

One, two, three four! ooh ooh ooh ooh ah
One, two, three four! ooh ooh ooh ooh ah
One, two, three four! ooh ooh ooh ooh ah
One, two, three four! ooh ooh ooh ooh ah

He's just a slutty little flirt, and sister, he's only going to hurt you

Watch yourself

Ladies, i'm screaming out to you from the depths of this phallocentric tyranny
My self-concept is awaiting your invasion
Clumsy penetration punishment, oh yeah!

When the hope of another wet nightmare is all we have to live for

Can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, just want to play with you
Play with you, play with you [repeats]

I can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, just want to play with you
Play with you, play with you [repeats]

He predicted the 8-bit empire, now he occupies the blur as well
When asking why their kisses are sorrowful, remember the howl of our first verse

Oooh ooh ooh ah [repeats]

And again [shrieks]

Ninjas
Prove it
Right

I can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, play, play, play, play with you

I can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, just want to play with you [repeats]

I caught myself

6:27am

I have so much that I want to say, but I don't know where to start. The job search has still been unsuccessful. I've looked into being a police officer though. I'm not sure that I can really see myself doing that, but I am warming up to the idea. And it would help me get into the FBI in the future because I'd have law enforcement experience. I am actually pretty excited about it. I need to get in shape though. Need to get running again. Its just so hard with school and everything. There is so much to do, so much going on. Never any time. Almost done, four weeks of class.

Aced it

My frsc crim test...95 woot

Sunday Bloody Sunday

This song reminds me of you because it says Sunday and you like Sundays

I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away
How long, how long must we sing this song?
How long, how long?
Tonight, we can be as one tonight

Broken bottles under children's feet
And bodies strewn across the dead end street
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall

Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday

And the battle's just begun
There's many lost, but tell me who has won
The trench is dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters torn apart

Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday

How long, how long must we sing this song?
How long, how long?

And it's true we are immune
When fact is fiction and TV reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die, yeah

I wipe the tears from your eyes
I wipe your tears away
(Tonight, tonight)
I wipe your tears away
(Tonight, tonight)
I wipe your tears away
(Tonight, tonight)
I wipe your bloodshot eyes
(Tonight, tonight)

Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday
(The real battle just begun)
Sunday, bloody Sunday
(To claim the victory Jesus won on...)

Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday

When bad things happen they happen all together

3:00pm

I found out yesterday that I wasn't accepted into the ph.d. program for VCU. That naturally bummed me out. Then this morning I learned my grandpa passed away. I was pretty close with him. Probably the closest grandpa. Then after work, my roommate decided to cuss me out and yell at me after I told her I needed a check for cable. She called me a bitch and many other things and said I was one of the worst people alive. I guess that is what you get when you try to bring people on vacation for free. I should have known. I don't understand how people are so hateful. It doesn't make sense to me. How can you trust anyone? I don't know what to do. My world is falling apart today.

Was soll ich tun?

Du und ich
wir sind wie Dynamit
Mit den anderen an der Bar
Sind wir wirklich furchtbar
Du streitest dich gern
wenn unbeteiligte zuhren
Wir sind laut und peinlich
Und entschuldigen uns eilig

Doch wir sind gut im Bett
leider nirgendwo sonst
Ich bin nicht berrascht
wenn du schon wiederkommst
Acht mal am Tag
das ist mir wirklich zu Fett
Wir sind gut im Bett
leider nirgendwo sonst
Wir gehn ins Bett

Morgens zum Frhstck
Will ich ne Kleinigkeit essen
Du setzt dich auf meinen Scho

das Frhstck kann ich vergessen
Dann berhrst du mein Bein
und fragst: "Wann musst du denn da sein?"
Ich weiss, was du meinst
und sag: "Wie gemein"

Doch wir sind gut im Bett
leider nirgendwo sonst
Ich bin nicht berrascht
wenn du schon wiederkommst
Acht mal am Tag
das ist mir wirklich zu Fett
Wir sind gut im Bett
leider nirgendwo sonst
Wir gehn ins Bett

Besser gut im Bett
als berall schlecht
Als berall schlecht
und schlecht im Bett
Wir sind gut im Bett
Aber besser so rum, als andersrum

When I grow up I wanna do forensics

To the tune of "When I grow up" by the Pussycat dolls

People call me smartie and I don’t care what they say
Cuz everytime I get the urge, I sing forensic-ly

Now I’ve got a confession
When I was young I wanted to do forensics
And I promised myself that I’d do anything
Anything at all to get into VCU

But I ain’t complaining, we all wanna be ram fans
So go ahead and say what you wanna say

You don’t what its like to be faking
Want them to know your accreditation
Cuz see when I was younger I would say

When I grow up, I wanna do forensics
Be like CSI or a private eye
When I grow up, I wanna do bio
Look at DNA, oh groovey

When I grow up, analyze pee
People know me, research fiend
When I grow up, science machine
#1 field at the university

(2x)Be careful when you commit crimes cuz you just might get caught
You just might get caught
You just might get caught

They used to tell me I was silly
Until I popped up in this play-a
I always wanted to be a science star
Who knew that singing songs would get me this far?

Repeat Chorus

I see you staring at me
Forensic Trendsetter
Yes, this is true, cuz what I do
No one can do better
You can talk about it science
Cuz it’s a hot topic
I see you wanting it, wanting it, and I know you want it

Repeat chorus (2x)